If you hadn't noticed yet, I'm a cat person. There is a book that i find enlightening that i think all cat owners should have. Its called Planet Cat, its anything and everything for the cat lover. I absolutely love this book so you'll probably see me quote things from this book often. Its got cat care tips, lists, cartoons, and any information you can think of about cats. Its 389 pages long and filled with more facts than i could even fathom. Anyway this happens to be one of my favorite sections, here are some of the Haiku's that I happened to like the best.
"You never feed me.
Perhaps I shall sleep on your face.
That will show you."
"You must scratch me there!
Yes, above the tail! Behold,
elevator butt."
"Your always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands."
"Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner."
"Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!"
"My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?"
And my personal favorite
"Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're and Idiot."
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